lefue, i'm afraid i've been thinking

Frankly, I'm ready for summer to be over already. Even though I complain about the cold in winter, I always end up missing it when summer comes around.

Though swimsuit photography is fun. There is that.

I just saw part of Beauty & The Beast on tv... Did I really sound like that? Christ, no wonder Belle didn't choose me.

Has anyone seen the new Crocs commercial, where the shoes are massaging the woman's feet?

I have so much fucking HATE for that commercial!!

I was in a bookstore earlier (I know; weird for me, right? I don't even know who I am anymore!) and I saw something I never thought I'd see: ( I would've even bet that I'd never see this )

Not that she looks bad. I just would never think of her as the "in bikini on health mag cover" type.

Two days fully back home and I'm already back to work work work on a post-Oscars, reactionary issue. The dresses were pretty boring last night. Though, to be fair to the actresses, anything is boring after spending two weeks in Venice with your beautiful new wife. No contest.

WELL FINE. FUCK.

Stupid fucking game.

The best part of my team losing: getting flashed by my fiancee.
The worst part? My team losing.


I am not paying you right away, Jonathan. You dumped soda on my couch!

You know what never gets old?

Person: Ooh, nice new camera! Where'd you get it?
Me: It was a Christmas gift. My fiancee bought it for me.

I am so sick. I think I have Swine Flu!

I'm too handsome to die!

Make no mistake. The cover of this month's A La Mode is not just because it's a bridal issue.

I am engaged. Stephanie said yes.

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I. AM. ENGAGED!!!!!

Hee hee hee,
ha ha ha ha,
hee hee hee hee,
ha ha.





Shit. No one needs to read that.

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I don't usually do this. Actually, I've NEVER done this.

I need your opinion, girls.

Let's say you love a man, and he loves you, and the both of you seem... concerned... that the other might leave. And, more importantly, you simply cannot see yourself ever living without them. Not like you'd die, but like you'd be unhappy... Shit, I don't know if she feels that way. But if your boyfriend proposed, would you want to get married?

Or is that the silly cliche everyone says it is?

I feel silly even asking. And it feels so strange to feel both needy and needed and

Yes. If you were worried about your boyfriend cheating on you or something and then he turned around and proposed to you, would you hit him or would you be happy and say yes?

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Fuck, I need a cigarette.

Today I signed my first autograph in... god, a long time. It was "bring your teenage wannabe photographer someday daughter to work day", or something.

Then she asked me what it was like to work with Mandy Moore and things just got weird.

Pretty soon I'm going to have to lie about my age. I can be one of those people who are 28 for the rest of their lives.

I just signed up for piano lessons.

Have I lost my mind or what?

The Editor in Chief of A La Mode asked me what was wrong today because I couldn't stop laughing. I didn't know laughing was a sign of a problem. But I guess she's not used to so much happy in one room.

I had a model dressed like a yellow duckling and I couldn't help it. She looked good, just... Duck suits are funny! I think I'm going to have the photos saved in a folder labeled "Quacking Up".

That's right, Carrie Prejean. Blame your photographers.

Another day, another pandemic. Will people ever learn to calm the fuck down?

"Swine flu" is almost as fun to say as "monkey pox", though.

Guess who has been offered a photography contract with America's Next Top Model?

The question now is, will I be able to contend with Tyra's crazy tirades? Cos, in all honesty, that bitch scares the shit out of me.

Was it wrong of me to snap pictures of today’s model crawling around the floor in search of her contact lens? She just looked so silly on all-fours. I wish she had been wearing a skirt.

You may laugh now, but just you wait until its next month’s cover. The best way to make an embarrassing situation sexy is to add a six-foot, short-sighted model and, of course, me.